10 May, 2012

GeekAlerts: “Red Stapler T-Shirt” plus 9 more

GeekAlerts: “Red Stapler T-Shirt” plus 9 more

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Red Stapler T-Shirt

Posted: 09 May 2012 09:37 PM PDT

Anyone who has seen “Office Space” saw the psychological lashing Milton received at Initech. When Milton got messed with one too many times, i.e. got moved down to Storage B, got the shaft regarding distribution of birthday cake, when the “glitch” was fixed, and when Lumbergh ganked the red Swingline stapler, guess what happened in the end? The company was burnt to the [...]

Trumpet Lamp

Posted: 09 May 2012 05:31 PM PDT

If you just can’t ever get over that one time at band camp, keep your fondest memory alive with a decorative Trumpet Lamp. Yes, trumpets can go far beyond being tooted and startling people into cardiac arrest; they can also light up a room. These lamps are a must-have for any has-been-will-always-be band nerd, including members from the brass [...]

Beer Molecular Structure Cufflinks

Posted: 09 May 2012 01:31 PM PDT

Beer-drinking geeks aren’t just going to step out donning Budweiser cufflinks in their Sunday best. Instead, you might see one walking around with Beer Molecular Structure Cufflinks, which are more discreet, enigmatic and nerdy to the tenth power. Any chemist, biologist or engineer will automatically clue into what those very important -OH groups stand for. These cufflinks are truly unique and [...]

Star Wars Omnibus: Episodes I-VI Complete Saga Graphic Novel

Posted: 09 May 2012 12:37 PM PDT

You’ve seen the movies countless times, but have you ever read the graphic novel adaptations? Now is your chance with the Star Wars Omnibus: Episodes I-VI Complete Saga Graphic Novel edition. You are getting the comics adaptations of the complete Star Wars film saga, all in one volume. Find a quiet place, grab a drink [...]

KISS Inflatable Tongue

Posted: 09 May 2012 12:21 PM PDT

Fans and non-fans alike know that Gene Simmons’ tongue is legendary. And now with this KISS Inflatable Tongue, you can look like Gene. It’s perfect for your KISS cosplay or for Halloween. When inflated, the tongue measures 5-inches long. It makes a great gift for the KISS fan and of course looks even better if [...]

Game of Thrones Playing Cards

Posted: 09 May 2012 11:57 AM PDT

Whether you align yourself with the Starks, the Lannisters or another house, chances are you are fighting for the iron throne. Take a break and play a card game with these Game of Thrones Playing Cards. These playing Cards feature images of popular characters from the hit HBO television show, Game of Thrones. They will [...]

Sky Planter Upside-Down Plant Pot

Posted: 09 May 2012 11:25 AM PDT

Do you feel as if you’d more easily thrive in a Dr. Seuss-type world, where everything’s upside-down and topsy-turvy? Maybe plants do too. One way to find out is by growing a plant in the peculiar Sky Planter Upside-Down Plant Pot. Feeding plants from their roots first makes a ton of sense. It’s sort of like us being fed directly through the umbilical [...]

Stormtrooper Baseball Jersey

Posted: 09 May 2012 11:11 AM PDT

You may not realize this, but sports are as popular in the Star wars galaxy as they are here. This Stormtrooper Baseball Jersey comes from a galaxy far away, but the styling will be familiar to any sports fan. This officially-licensed Star Wars apparel is made of 60% cotton and 40% polyester. You’ve probably never [...]

Chillax Ice Lolly Moulds

Posted: 09 May 2012 10:59 AM PDT

If you are looking for a lollipop with a sharp edge, look no further than these Chillax Ice Lolly Moulds. They aren’t really sharp, but they do look like mini axes. Chillax creates 2 axe shaped ice lollies with plastic axe handles. The taste is so good you will want to yell Timber! The ice [...]

Smiley Face Cookie Jar

Posted: 09 May 2012 06:19 AM PDT

Like cookies, cookie jars come in many different shapes and forms. We’ve seen a few morbid cookie jars, including those in the shape of the Star Wars Death Star, a zombie, and a shiny skull. There is a correlation between cookies and death. We all feel the need to seek and destroy all cookies thus bringing cookies to their swift but violent [...]